have you tried putting a bandage on it?
put some antibacterial gel on it you’ll be fine.
it’s just a cut man, you’ll be fine.
have you tried running cold water over it?
maybe try savlon? that stuff works miracles
maybe some advil?
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Just blow in the cartridge.
Walk it off man
What the heck is wrong with you people? Do none of you guys notice his crooked tooth? Gosh darn.